Jonathan Adler and Simon Doonan's "Palatial Gay Fantasia"

Now this is a house that should offer tours.

Objects in the Greenwich Village apartment of designer Jonathan Adler and Barneys creative director Simon Doonan, as documented this week by The New Yorker:
-Two garden gnomes crouching under a bright-orange lacquered console in the foyer

-A paisley-patterned Ping-Pong table in the living room

-Scores of ceramic animals

-Burlap bust of Napoleon tucked into the fireplace

-A huge black statue of a foot

-Recessed bar in the wall

-Glasses bearing skull-and-crossbones decals and labeled "Arsenic," "Strychnine," "Cyanide," and "Wood Alcohol"

-Large leather hippopotamus

-Tangerine-colored couch Awesome.