Brown tiles, brown toilet and a brown tub? Can this room ever be stylish? Photo: Laura Fenton
Must do:
- Clean your bathroom within an inch of its life. You'd be surprised how much a good scrubbing can do.
- Remove hokey plastic shower-doors and replace them with a shower curtain instead.
- Toss outdated window coverings like venetian blinds. Try to do:
- If you're stuck with an unusually-colored toilet, try to track down a toilet seat that matches the bowl.
- If you're blessed with a vintage white tub, you can consider having it reglazed, but this is only worthwhile if you actually love the tub. Don't do:
- Do not, under any circumstance, try to paint the tile! Trust us, there's just no way to do this - -even so-called professional services can't "paint" your tile.
Stuck with a retro tile job? Embrace the era like John Loecke did! Photo: Laura Fenton
White is right. Cancel out the crazy tile with a white-wash. Paint the walls and trim white and buy snow-colored towels and an all-white shower curtain. All that lack of color will calm the effect of your unfortunately-hued tile.
Embrace it. This tactic is especially smart for guest bathrooms and powder rooms, but might be a bit much for your everyday bathing. Instead of trying to hide from the retro look, go with it. Shop flea markets and tag sales for retro accessories, paint the walls a crazy color and say, Hello camp! (Check out designer John Loeke's bathroom at right for a bit of inspiration--we snapped this picture while visiting the designer's home earlier this summer.)
Do a Band-Aid makeover. If you can't afford a full-on renovation, but can't stand to look at a pink toilet any longer, you can do some minor renovations. Invest in a new toilet and pedestal sink, replace the existing vanity and light fixtures if they are outdated and re-grout the existing tile. If you're careful with costs, you can get a fresh look for under $1000, including labor.








