Hot or Not?: A Bed For Swingers

No, Ma -- not those kind of swingers. So, what do we think? A bed that hangs from the ceiling in a trapeze of ropes and plywood? I admit I'm skeptical. Not only will I never be able to binge before bedtime ever again (that extra pound of chocolate fudge could make the difference between air and land, folks!), but I cannot imagine the crazy, intense, sea-inspired dreams I'd have.

And we're not talking sea-inspired in a warm-sand-between-your-toes and fruity-drinks sort of way. I'm thinking head-over-boat-nauseous sort of way. Because essentially, you're on your own in this floating, swinging creation of a bed. The floor may be a mere two feet below you, but like any gal wishing for a 5'9" Cindy Crawford frame, those few feet make a world of difference.

A swinging bed? Definitely not for me. You?