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When we heard about the upcoming Justin Bieber home line we knew immediately that it was destined to be a huge hit. With fans like his, how could he fail? So we thought we'd have a little bit of fun -- imagining what a focus group for the Justin Bieber home line might sound like.
Room, Getty Images. Justin Bieber face: Katy Winn, AP. Photo illustration: Amy Preiser, AOL.
Focus group director: Thank you everyone for coming to the Justin Bieber home line focus group. Lady Sandra Home Fashions is creating bed, bath and beach products with teen star Justin Bieber. The five of you represent Justin Bieber fans of all ages. You are here today to give us your feedback and opinions on the proposed goods. So we'll just start with some questions. What kind of colors would you like to see in a Justin Bieber bedroom set?
6-year-old girl: PINK! With sparkles!
24-year-old woman: I don't think the color is really going to matter if it has Justin Bieber's face all over it. Who would want that?
15-year-old boy: I would go with something masculine. Justin seems like a guy's guy and I don't think he'd appreciate anything too girly.
60-year-old-woman: Justin's favorite color is purple. He's definitely photographed wearing purple most often. Although he does wear blue from time to time.
Focus group director: What kind of products would you like included in the bathroom category?
15- year-old boy: A toothbrush that plays the song Baby while you're brushing. That way you know how long to brush. That would be cool.
6-year-old girl: Bieber bath toys!
24-year-old woman: No one else thinks it's weird to have a 15-year-old boy's picture all over your bathroom?
60-year-old woman: Yeah you're right, but Justin is 16. I think you should have Justin shower curtains. Preferably one of the gallery from the February issue of J-14 magazine.
Focus group director: What kind of Justin would you like to see portrayed in the line? "Rock Star Justin," "Laid Back Justin," or "Dreamy Justin"?
6-year-old girl: I like Justin.
15-year-old boy: I'd like "Rock Star Justin". But then again, "Laid Back Justin" would be cool, too. Which one do girls like better?
60-year-old woman: Oh, I just can't choose! Is there a way to have all three Justins on one bed spread? Ooh, I also have some other suggestions. "Hair Flip Justin" and "Pirated-Screen-Shot-of-Upcoming-Episodes-of-CSI-Justin".
24-year-old woman: ....Wow.
Focus group director: If you were to choose one Justin Bieber song to design a room around, which would it be and why?
15-year-old boy: U Smile, because he wrote U instead of you, and that really speaks to my generation.
24-year-old woman: Well, the only Justin Bieber song I know is Baby, so I guess I'll go with that one.
60-year-old woman: This is a hard question. I guess I'd have to go with Where Are You Now. You know, the Walmart, Australia and Japan bonus track off of My World 2.0.
Focus group director: Well, thank you all so much for coming. With all of your help I'm sure Justin Bieber will become a design legend, up there with Albert Hadley and George Nakashima!
Everyone: Who?
Focus group director: Oh, well, they're like the Usher and Justin Timberlake of design.
60-year-old woman: Ha! So passé.
Reader comments (Page 1 of 1)
All of this looks made up! I don't think you guys went out and interviewed anyone. You poor writers are just runnning out of crap to print. SADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD !
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Of course it's made up, this is AOL, home of made up news and other recycled crap...this article's intention is to be humorous.
it is made up. and HILARIOUS!!!
It does look made up! LOL! I was thinking that while I was reading the article LOL! How would a 60 year old women know that much!
Are you kidding me with this stuff?? Who the hell does this kid think he is? Martha Stewart! I'm NOT a Justin fan. I think he is an argent little boy every since I hear that he told someone in production...Don't ever fu@king touch me again.
ReplyTotal crap....the story and the product.
Replywell, he is only 16, has to make sure he makes enough income to last his whole life. but will this really sell?
ReplyLet Justin Bieber have his time in the sun! He makes millions happy....
ReplyOMG! JB furniture eww! Who would buy this! I don't want him staring at me in the shower or while i'm sleeping! WORST IDEA EVER
People, this was made up for humorous purposes. As it says, just above the supposed Q & A session, " So we thought we'd have a little bit of fun -- imagining what a focus group for the Justin Bieber home line might sound like." The fact that it's not funny doesn't change the fact that it was made in jest!
ReplyIU WOULD DEFF MAKE MY PARENTS BUY THEM FOR ME I LOVE JUSTIN HE IS THER LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY UNCLE WOULD BUY IT FOR ME IF MY PARENTS DONT!!!!!!!!!LOL
ReplyJustin Bieber..... this kid/boy is taking it a bit far like his music and actiing is enof. He's just absorbing all it in and im happy that he's having funn but he is everywhen and needs to slow dow he's trying to get all out there and i am pritty sure that all his obsessive fan's will buy everything but why whould he want to make bedding and all that.. it's stupid my oppinion and i dont mind him but its kinda too over headed
Replyyeah i love justin bieber no matter what i don’t care if justin bieber go out with selena i don’t care at all as long as he happy i’m happy cause i want to make justin happy no matter what cause i don’t want to bring him down like some people so bye love you
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